who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
