So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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