I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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