We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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