I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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