C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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