I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Small penises have feelings too.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Randomize
