She is in my trunk
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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