I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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