thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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