Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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