ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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