His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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