Just fell off a train. Bad.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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