I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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