I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
did you just send me my own nude
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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