I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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