were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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