32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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