just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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BRING THE BAGELS
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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