So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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