I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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