Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Randomize
