Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm experimenting with sincerity
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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