I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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