you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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