So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
