so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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