well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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