reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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