You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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