You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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