think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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