You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
did you just send me my own nude
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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