You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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