Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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