dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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