I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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