had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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