Im at strip club and am horny
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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