would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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