She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
