Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
