Sponge bath it is.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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