Me. At least after what I've been through.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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