All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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