Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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