Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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