I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I will pee on everything he values.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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