Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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