yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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