I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I showed him my bush... on skype.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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