So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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