Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Everclear isn't food dammit
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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