Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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